Stealth Jett.

Paleontology lesson.

Quite an appetite!

Maybe I'm just badly lit.

Two new profile pics coming right up...

Got mail?

Just in time for the three-legged race.

It's also a sad commentary on my lack of friends.

Power of the Pasta

And wear your hazmat suit.

When left alone to my own devices...

At the tail end of my first marriage, when everything was winding down and the end was imminent, the kids went with their mom on vacation, and for the first time, I was home alone for the longest time I had ever been alone. It dawned on me that was what life was going to be like when I became single and the kids aren't around. I can do anything I wanted. ANYTHING I wanted. So I turned on the T.V. and thought about what crazy, violent debauchery I could find to watch. After a few minutes of searching, I gave up and ended up getting out my DVDs and had a PIXAR marathon. In the end, I probably had more fun that way.

I'm so joyous I could cry.

I wouldn't have it any other way.